Please, I’m a level 84 Vegan Paladin. I can already communicate with animals telepathically and will soon be able to shapeshift. Noob.
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
Make up cam
oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and
om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”