btaylortherogue:

well-meh:

electricsexdoll:

horny-geology-wolf:

I have things to do, but I also lack the desire to put on pants 

^^

Me on most Sundays.

Me on most mondays

Me on most everyday

Luffy kept shit real

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

Yesterday i was driving to pick up my friend and i was behind a little ford focus, you know one of those little compact cars. I look at the car and burst into laughing, because dangling from the bottom of the car is a really small set of those metal car balls that people put on their giant ass trucks. I don’t know who you are, driver of that car, but you deserve a medal.

Yes. This card. A thousand times yes.

Yes. This card. A thousand times yes.

phrux:

pipesandrage:

papervaglife:

ugly-privilege:

beben-eleben:

Collective names for some animals

dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here.

my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing and thats the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard

A GROUP OF PORCUPINES IS CALLED A PRICKLE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE MOST ADORABLE SHIT THAN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE

what’s troubling about a buncha goldfish