Does no one notice that jesus is doing the carlton?
That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….
A++ gif use, jesus christ I am chuckling like a moron
I have things to do, but I also lack the desire to put on pants
^^Me on most Sundays.
Me on most mondays
Me on most everyday
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
Yesterday i was driving to pick up my friend and i was behind a little ford focus, you know one of those little compact cars. I look at the car and burst into laughing, because dangling from the bottom of the car is a really small set of those metal car balls that people put on their giant ass trucks. I don’t know who you are, driver of that car, but you deserve a medal.